Rich Greene
2005-03-06 05:49:19 UTC
crossposted from alt.military retired newsgroup:
The hillbilly farmer finds his dorky son behind the barn pulling his
puddin', and the old man exclaims, "Son, if'n you're old enough to do
that-there, then you'n are old enough to be a-gittin' married."
The next day the farmer takes his son across the hollow and arranges
a wedding between his boy and the neighbour's gormless daughter. The
two are soon married and move in with the groom's father.
A few days after the ceremony, the farmer father comes around behind
the barn and discovers his son hammering away at the mutton-dagger,
just as before. The farmer's frustration clearly showed. "Son, I went
and got you married so you'n wouldn't have to do that-there no more!"
The boy looked up with a frown. "But Shoot, pa! She's useless. She
ain't got no grip at all ..."
I've learned- you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. You may need to borrow money.
The hillbilly farmer finds his dorky son behind the barn pulling his
puddin', and the old man exclaims, "Son, if'n you're old enough to do
that-there, then you'n are old enough to be a-gittin' married."
The next day the farmer takes his son across the hollow and arranges
a wedding between his boy and the neighbour's gormless daughter. The
two are soon married and move in with the groom's father.
A few days after the ceremony, the farmer father comes around behind
the barn and discovers his son hammering away at the mutton-dagger,
just as before. The farmer's frustration clearly showed. "Son, I went
and got you married so you'n wouldn't have to do that-there no more!"
The boy looked up with a frown. "But Shoot, pa! She's useless. She
ain't got no grip at all ..."
I've learned- you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. You may need to borrow money.